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Writer's pictureMegan D'Angelo

You vs. The Procrastination Gremlin: An ADHD Battle Royale


a image of a cute gremlin holding a sign that says "procrastinate with me"

Ah procrastination, that ever-present menace constantly trying to hijack our focus and drain our motivation. For those of us with ADHD brains, it's like procrastination takes one look at our to-do list and says "Hold my beer, I'm about to go FULL SEND."


You live your life in the frustrating paradox of genuinely wanting to be productive, while simultaneously battling an overwhelming urge to put things off until...well, forever? Maybe you feel like a master procrastinator some days - the reigning champion of finding unique and impressive ways to avoid doing the things you actually need to do.


As someone with ADHD, I've been there, my friend. Heck, I'm a card-carrying member of the Procrastination Guild, with a black belt in Task Avoidance-Fu. Even as I'm writing this, part of my brain is trying to lure me into an infinite TikTok rabbit hole of irrelevant content that has absolutely nothing to do with being productive.


The struggle is real, but over the years, I've developed some seriously clever tactics for kicking that Procrastination Gremlin's butt. Because at the end of the day, we ADHD warriors don't want to be held back by our tendencies. With the right tools, strategies, and mindset shifts, we can unlock our laser-focused, productive, goal-crushing powers.


The Key Factors Driving ADHD Procrastination


Before we get into the good stuff, let's take a look at some of the culprits behind our procrastination habits:

  • Difficulty prioritizing and deciding where to start

  • Getting easily distracted or bored with repetitive tasks

  • The desire for novelty, excitement, and instant gratification

  • Feeling overwhelmed by large, vague goals

  • Challenges with task initiation (just getting started is brutal)

  • Impulsivity and the lure of more entertaining distractions

Sound familiar? When you have ADHD, it's like your brain is a persuasive little con artist, using these factors to continuously put off important tasks.


But we've got some serious psychological Yoda moves to combat those procrastination gremlins...



My Top 3 ADHD-Friendly Tactics For Conquering Procrastination:


  1. Get Granular With Your Goals That overwhelm you feel when you look at a huge, looming task? Yeah, that's the Procrastination Gremlin whispering "This is just too much" in your ear. The antidote is breaking that sucker down into the smallest, most specific, discrete steps. When you have ADHD, vague goals are your nemesis. It's too easy for your brain to spin off into lalaland instead of taking action. But tell your brain to "spend 25 minutes filing the stack of papers on your desk" or "work on essay section 1 until the timer goes off" and suddenly it doesn't seem so insurmountable. Build a battle plan of micro-goals and watch how much more motivated and accomplished you feel!

  2. Embrace Really Short Sprints or Long ones (Whatever works for you!) As ADHD bosses, our powers of hyperfocus are unmatched...but when we need to do something that our brain deems unworthy of hyperfocus, it can be almost painful to focus. These instances require productive stretches usually maxing out around 25-60 minutes. After that, our brains tend to wander without a hall pass in search of more stimulating activities. That's why I wholeheartedly swear by the Pomodoro Technique of working in short, disgustingly achievable bursts. Set a timer for a time between 20 and 60 minutes and laser in on your prioritized task with blind focus, rewarding yourself with a 5-10 minute guilt-free (and black hole-free) break after each sprint to recharge. Rinse and repeat! You'll be amazed at what you can conquer when you aren't trying to white-knuckle your willpower for hours. Plus, those little breaks keep your brain happy and less tempted to wander.

  3. Reward Yourself (Yes, Really) Let's be real - people with ADHD brains crave novelty, excitement, interest, and delicious doses of that sweet, sweet dopamine. If you want to counteract procrastination effectively, you've got to speak your brain's love language. Figure out some small, simple indulgences that TRULY light you up - a tasty treat, an episode of your current Netflix obsession, sour candy, making a paper crane, 30 minutes of guilt-free Xbox, whatever! Then make a binding deal with yourself to access that indulgent reward AFTER you've completed your goal for your prioritized task. The best part? This can be done mid-project or however, you want to structure it. It's amazing how motivating a little strategic unique bribery can be for our novelty-seeking brains. You're essentially creating a negative consequence for procrastinating while rewarding yourself for focusing and following through. A total win!


At the end of the day, we've all got to wage our personal war against procrastination. But with some trusty ADHD-friendly strategies in our arsenal, we can become straight-up unstoppable-ish--because we are imperfect humans.


So get out there and show that Procrastination Gremlin who's boss! Dig into your interests and cultivate self-awareness around what motivates you. Build a lifestyle of plenty of breaks, dopamine hits, and tangible rewards.

A woman celebrating beating her procrastination gremlin who is waving a white flag

You've got this, ADHD warrior. With some creativity and perseverance, procrastination doesn't stand a chance against your unique brain!



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